Spokesperson for the Vatican officially announced days ago that the second coming of Jesus, the only son of the God, may not happen now after all, but urged followers to still continue with their faith, regardless.
Here is the shocker: Cardinal Giorgio Salvadore told WWN that this year's 1,981st anniversary is to be the Vatican’s last in regards to waiting for the Lord to return to Earth.
“We just feel Jesus is not coming back by the looks of it. It’s been ages like. He’s probably flat out doing other really good things for people somewhere else.”
Another shocker: The Vatican defended the fact that Jesus’ promise of coming soon has not been fulfilled as they claimed that “he was probably drinking wine” at the time when he made the comments. What?
“Having the ability to turn water into wine had its ups and its downs,” added Cardinal Salvadore.
The Catholic church said it will now focus attentions on rebuilding its reputation around the world, but will keep an optimistic mind for the saviour's second coming.
Nearly two thousand years ago, Jesus promised his disciples that he would come again in John 14:1-3:
“There are many homes up where my Father lives, and I am going to prepare them for your coming. When everything is ready, then I will come and get you, so that you can always be with Me where I am. If this weren’t so, I would tell you plainly.”
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