Wednesday, November 20, 2013
Funny Statistics About University. lol
Nigerians babes no go kill
person. Below is one of the
craziest statistic ever
* 90% of UNILAG chicks has
aborted a minimum of 5times
before their final year. (too
bad)
* Only 20% of Nwafor Orizu
College of edu. girls have actually
seen an aeroplane. (in this 21st
century)
* 60% of UNN chicks can open
their legs for you if you offer them okpa and coke. (only
coke,na wao)
* 82% of IMSU chicks doesn't wear
panties (them thief am?)
* 77% of Fed. Poly Oko chicks
have never seen a BB before. (no wonder)
* 96 of ESUT babes wear one
pant for one week. (too bad)
* 88% of IMT chicks has yam
legs. (them wan sell am)
* All the chicks in covenant university hide their phones inside
their panties to avoid
detention.(I go tell papa
oyedepo)
* 79% of DELSU chicks have
organs as soon as they hear gun shots. (too much
groove)
* 98% of UNIZIK chicks have hair
in their chests and Nipples. (I
suspect that one).
* 80% of UNIPORT chicks carry their panties in their handbag cos
they don't know where they will
spend the night. (I no talk
anything o)
* 90% of FUTO chicks look like
Weird MC (so them be like man be that?)
* 71% of ABSU chicks wear
second hand panties. (it is
well,God go provide)
* 67% of UNIJOS babes like
sex more than money. (Ask them)
* 90% of EBSU chicks wear tear tear pant(this is too bad)
* 74% of UNIILORIN chicks
Can do anything just to have sex with a man.(True story)
* 80% of ANSU chicks doesn't
sleep in their hostels during
weekends. (where them kon dey sleep?)
* No UNICAL female student is a virgin. (I believe this one o)
* 70% of UNIBEN chicks live with
their school boyfriends. (them
do wedding for school) .....
25% of F.U.T.O minna chicks they do ashawo for VOO restaurant railway station opposite police barrack tunga(ask them)
Do you think I am saying the truth??
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